a-blu-janitor:
No I’m not going around picking fights. Rgh, why are you getting me mad….?
… You’re just boatloads of fun.
A real party animal…
Yeck… you disgust me.
(Source: askuncleclarence)
a-blu-janitor:
No, they should have a ‘beware of janitor’ sign because if one shoots a freaking syringe in my side again I swear I will fUCKING GIVE THEM A CONCUSSION!
-deep breathes janitor calm down-
Oooh~ feisty! Why not give them the “concussion” now and get it over with, mm? Cackles. It’ll be fuuuuuuun… Trust me.
(Source: askuncleclarence)
ghostly-engineer:
I’m Jack, ex-engineer for BLU. So you call yourself a guardian angel? There has to be a better term to define ‘thing speaking in my head’
Eeeeh, call me whatever you want, monkey, I’m just here for the fun stuff!
(via ghostlyengineer-deactivated2013)
a-blu-janitor:
Got in a scuffle with a medic. -frowns and scrunches nose-
Y’know, they should really have “Beware of Doctor” signs hanging up… But then that’d take all the fun away, wouldn’t it?
(Source: askuncleclarence)
ghostly-engineer:
askuncleclarence:
ghostly-engineer:
…you’re not a mercenary. What are you doing here?
I don’t know, what are you doing here? You aren’t exactly “living”, monkey…
I asked myself the same thing when I found myself walking with a bullet in my head -laughs- who are you?
Heh, headin’ straight to the names, ey monkey? It’s Clarence. Your new guardian angel…
(via ghostlyengineer-deactivated2013)
ghostly-engineer:
…you’re not a mercenary. What are you doing here?
I don’t know, what are you doing here? You aren’t exactly “living”, monkey…
(via ghostlyengineer-deactivated2013)
a-blu-janitor:
askuncleclarence:
I’m BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACK!
B(
-rub scar on face-
…
What’s this? New decor? Where’d yeh get it, lady?
risamadara asked: Of course BBY. You missed me?
Why yes, my little schmoogly poo! I missed you MORE than I missed aiding humanity and watching people SMILE and be all HAPPY~….. ugh…
reddeadsoldier:
askuncleclarence:
I’m BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACK!
“I noticed…. it was quiet.”
Did you miss your good ol’ buddy, Clarence? Huh? Huh?? Did’ja monkey? Did yeh miss me?
(via thereddestructor-deactivated201)
risamadara asked: Never gonna let you down BBY.
CHRIST, yeh still here?!
